Category: Quarterbacks

Mr. Power Glutes🏋️‍♂️🍑

Mr. Power Glutes🏋️‍♂️🍑

I Am Gutted About Alex Smith’s Season Ending Injury. And I Wish Him A Speedy And Full Recovery. Until Then Colt McCoy Steps In To Fill The Void In Washington. And Man Oh Man! Does He Ever Have The Cakes To Fill Out Skin-Tight Uniforms!🏈🇺🇸🍈🍈

Nice Are, Stud!🌶🌶🌶🌶

‘Bout Time!🏈

‘Bout Time!🏈

Well, Eli Manning Saved His Pretty Posterior In The Win Against the 49ers Last Night. He Deserves A Pat Or Two On His Cute Caboose For It. He Can Save Face, If The Giants Win The Rest Of The Games This Season!

Woof, Baby!💪

Tuesday’s Tush🍑

Tuesday’s Tush🍑

So Great To See Alex Smith Doing well In Washington. He’s A True Journeyman! It’s Also A Pleasure Seeing His Pert Posterior In Skin-Tight, White Scrimmage Pants!🏈🏋️‍♂️🍑🍈🍈🌶🌶

Sexy As Hell, Baby!🔥

Woof!!

Pretty Though They May Be, Eli, Your Glutes Ar…

The Collapse Is Complete!😦

Big Blue Is 1-7. Manning Threw Two Interceptions And Got sacked 5 Times Yesterday! Pitiful Does Not Begin To Describe What Will Be The End Of His Tenure In New York.🏈🗽

Pretty Though They May Be, Eli, Your Glutes Are Cooked!😨

Woof, Baby!👍

Sexy In The Shed🌶

Jimmy Graham Gets Sexy In Green Bay’s Shed.🏈🇺🇸🔥

Woof, Baby!👍

Woof, Baby!🌶🌶🌶🌶

Manly Monday Melons🍈🍈

The Muscular Hindquarters Of NFL Quarterbacks Encased And Showcased In Skin-Tight Kits!🏈🍑🇺🇸

Woof, Baby!🌶🌶🌶🌶

Woof, Baby! 

Hard To Explain!😳

Okay, I’m A Giants And Cowboys Fan In Football. I Cannot Sufficiently Explain Why. The Giants Have Tanked This Season, And The Cowboys Are Treading Water. So…🤔

 What’s Even Crazier Is The Fact That Certain Players On The Teams Of The Traditional Rivals Of The Giants And Cowboys (The Dirty Birds And Washington) Stoke The Fires Of Desire In Me. One Is Carson Wentz! 🏈🧔

Whoa, Nellie! That Ginger Man Is Cute, And He Has A Bountifully Beautiful Bubble Butt.🌶🔥🍑🍈🍈

Woof, Baby! 

I Got You, Babe!🏈Eli Manning And Odell Beckha…

I Got You, Babe!🏈

Eli Manning And Odell Beckham, Jr. Stake Their Claims!🍑🍈🍈

Woof, Baby!

Guy Glutes🧔🏻🍑

Guy Glutes🧔🏻🍑

They May Not Be So Great This Early In The Season, But The New York Jets Sure Do Have A Smorgasbord Of Deliciously Muscular Hindquarters From Which To Choose:

CB Trumaine Johnson: Tackle That Tush!🔥

Starting QB Sam Darnold: Some Hot Haunches!🌶

Veteran Back-Up QB Josh McCown: A Raucous Rump!🌶🌶

Safety Marcus Maye: Some Fine Power Glutes To Cover His QB!🌶🌶🌶

And

Safety Jamal Adams: High And Tight!🌶🌶🌶🌶🍈🍈

Woof, Baby!

Godspeed!

Godspeed!

It’s Bad New For The 49ers’s Season, But Jimmy Garoppolo Will Be Back! It Was Boneheaded Of Him Not To Step Out Of Bounds!🤬🗯

The Bright Side Is That With Surgery And Intense Rehab, A Quarterback Can Recover From A Torn ACL And Come Back As Strong As Before!💪🏋️‍♂️🏈☺️

Thoughts And Prayers, Baby!🙏