Category: Rumps

‘Bout Time!🏈

‘Bout Time!🏈

Well, Eli Manning Saved His Pretty Posterior In The Win Against the 49ers Last Night. He Deserves A Pat Or Two On His Cute Caboose For It. He Can Save Face, If The Giants Win The Rest Of The Games This Season!

Woof, Baby!💪

Mystery Melons🍈🍈

Mystery Melons🍈🍈

Well, Tuesday’s Tush Stoops To Conquer Britain, Since He Has Launched And Chased Eggs From The North To The South And In The West Of This Sceptered Isle!🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Any Guesses As To The Identity Of This Rucker With A Most Raucously Risqué Rump?🍑

Pretty Though They May Be, Eli, Your Glutes Ar…

The Collapse Is Complete!😦

Big Blue Is 1-7. Manning Threw Two Interceptions And Got sacked 5 Times Yesterday! Pitiful Does Not Begin To Describe What Will Be The End Of His Tenure In New York.🏈🗽

Pretty Though They May Be, Eli, Your Glutes Are Cooked!😨

Staking His Claim!💪

Staking His Claim!💪

Declan Morrissy Stakes His Claim To His Mate’s Buns.🐨🍑

Woof, Baby!🌶

Woof, Baby!🌶🌶🌶🌶

Manly Monday Melons🍈🍈

The Muscular Hindquarters Of NFL Quarterbacks Encased And Showcased In Skin-Tight Kits!🏈🍑🇺🇸

Woof, Baby!🌶🌶🌶🌶

I Got You, Babe!🏈Eli Manning And Odell Beckha…

I Got You, Babe!🏈

Eli Manning And Odell Beckham, Jr. Stake Their Claims!🍑🍈🍈

Woof, Baby!

Guy Glutes🧔🏻🍑

Guy Glutes🧔🏻🍑

They May Not Be So Great This Early In The Season, But The New York Jets Sure Do Have A Smorgasbord Of Deliciously Muscular Hindquarters From Which To Choose:

CB Trumaine Johnson: Tackle That Tush!🔥

Starting QB Sam Darnold: Some Hot Haunches!🌶

Veteran Back-Up QB Josh McCown: A Raucous Rump!🌶🌶

Safety Marcus Maye: Some Fine Power Glutes To Cover His QB!🌶🌶🌶

And

Safety Jamal Adams: High And Tight!🌶🌶🌶🌶🍈🍈

Woof, Baby!

Smith Morning Melons🏋️‍♂️🍈🍈Riper And Plumpe…

Smith Morning Melons🏋️‍♂️🍈🍈

Riper And Plumper Than Granny Smiths!🍏🌶🌶🌶🌶

Never Skip Leg Day, Baby!🍑

Camo Cakes🧔🏻🎂

Camo Cakes🧔🏻🎂

They Look Delicious!😋

Woof, Baby!

Friday’s Scrum🏉🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Stephen Keri…

Friday’s Scrum🏉🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Stephen Kerins Feeds The Egg To The Scrum, As Connacht Eagles Take On Ospreys A.🥚🏃‍♂️🦅

Woof, Baby!